Sometimes geek humor is the best humor.
The computer language wars were over in the late 1950s.
Rust vs. C is irrelevant.
Python vs. Ruby. Waste of time.
Java vs. Whatever. Yawn.
We just need to code in trees. Problem solved — and solved in the 1950s.
So do I really need a programming language? Maybe I could simply code in trees and avoid the issue altogether. And if only one could flatten trees into lines of code…
— Do I Really Need a Language? – Ayuda on Tumbler